Hates My Friend

by Erin on December 3, 2008 · 1 comment


My friend Janelle emailed me her horoscope yesterday, and I felt like I should share her giant WTF moment with the world. This is what told her yesterday:

The foundations of a fun, thriving romance begin with an intellectual connection. Unfortunately, you’re kind of an idiot, so there’s no further advice for someone quite so gullible.



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Janelle December 4, 2008 at 9:34 am

So, I’d let it go that this horoscope thing keeps making fun of me…and yes, I know that reading my horoscope could be deemed idiotic by many….but I think everyone might possibly agree that the one for today is a little over the line…

Try not to get frustrated so quickly. Some things take a very long time to change. Somethings never change. Don’t curse the heavens; it’s your fault after all. You’re just a fat, lazy cow.

So, according to the “Astro Slam Horoscope” (yes, the irony of the horoscope name plays a part here), in the last few days I have been called stupid, ugly and fat. Do you think I can blame msnbc for my new found self-esteem complex?!?!

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