…It Is About Time
EVICTION
NOTICE
I, the Landlord (Mommy), am issuing a notice for eviction. Tenant (Baby) will have to comply and promptly vacate the premises, or wait until authorization for removal by physician. After which, she will be removed from the property by induction.
The Tenant (Baby) is being evicted due to breach of contract and destruction of property. Expansions only to the FRONT of the house, within reasonable limits, were discussed. Not only have these limits been exceeded, but additions to the back and sides of the house were also made without approval from the Landlord (Mommy).
Remodeling and gutting of the home was never approved, nor was changing the initial layout and base structure. Due to the damage by the Tenant (Baby), the foundation has been compromised, and the structural integrity of the house is questionable. The Landlord (Mommy) has also received numerous complaints about frequent nightly disturbances.
If the Tenant (Baby) doesn’t comply with the notice it will result in an immediate and forceful removal at the discretion of a physician and the Landlord (Mommy)
I saw this on a pregnancy forum, and thought it was cute. Just wanted to share!
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That is awesome! I have so much to look forward to! Not worrying about me yet, though…just excited for Baby Jones to get here!
Just you wait Bree! I’m so glad that by the time you’re dealing with all this, I will be done! I know I’ll have a whole new set of things keeping me from sleep, but this gets tough at the end!
Can’t WAIT til both babies are here and we can take fun pictures of them to use as blackmail for all of this later
And then there were three.
cool